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  • Funny Email: Davey And Sarahs Breakup Rules

    For You Dimitri And Olga Fans, here’s one about a crazy chick named Sarah and a funny guy Named Davey– sent to me by, somewhat ironically, an ex girlfriend of only a little craziness. Enjoy– af

    A real exchange b/w friends of a friend

    May 23, 2008

    Dear Davey:

    I have had a difficult time, over the past few  years, achieving closure of our relationship. It is time for me to  seek this. I have gone through the appropriate stages of anger,  remorse, sadness.  It is now time for me to close this chapter of my  life. I am trying to recapture my life and gain a sense of identity back. In  my professional life I have done this, but my personal life   struggles.

    For so long I/We were “Sarah and Davey”, that it is hard to gain my own  identity back. I am not worried about my career; I will soon succeed even  my wildest dreams. I am just stunted by my personal life.    I am ready to release you from my life. I also on  a weekly basis encounter people  who want to tell me about you or  have a discussion about you. I do not want to deal with this anymore. I do have a proposal on how to handle this.

    I am ready to no longer be forced to deal with  your presence. As  to how to deal with it, I propose the following:

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